With a bunch of reporters at a bar on Sunday, Bill made the problem hers. " We can't be a new story, I'm sorry. I can't make her younger, taller, male. '' - Bloomberg.com In an alternative universe President Bill Clinton might have used his retirement to survey the landscape of his journey through public life and made some fundamental changes in how he operates. After a political career that, whatever else you might say, was always more tacky than tactful, Clinton could have, knowing his wife and life partner aspired to the presidency, calibrated his public persona to fits those goals. Elder statesman, eminence grise, party arbiter and nurturer of new talent, supportive spouse..alas, it was never meant to be. In an alternative universe, of course, Senator Clinton would have won Iowa. She did not and what has followed now seems like it was inevitable. Bill Clinton is in the news . Bill Clinton has been in the news . And, for as long as Senator Clinton's run